Self-Care
My unofficial near-burnout recovery program — key-in-hand and out-of-the-box. You show up in Portugal; I handle the rest.
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Pricing
24/7 dedicated service. Includes food, accommodation, drinks, admission tickets, fuel, tolls, and local transport. Does not include flights or international travel.
Set expectations
This is not
This can be
What's included
"You don't always see it, but sometimes you really need a break with a break pro."
— Jose "Highball Sensei" Jacome
Who's guiding
40 years of personal experience with ADHD and burnout patterns — now the ultimate master of chill: relaxation, food, drinks, and sunset swims, with broad local knowledge of where to take you when you need to stop performing and start resting.
Tell me your dates and your budget. I'll build the rest.